Kill Me Baby!
UTW & Mazui Present
Kill Me Baby!
doushita no wasa wasa
What's up? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nan demo naamin
Absolutely Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
yarunara camo camo
Let's do it! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
nandato don!
What'd you say?! Boom!
itsumo on-site dakedo slow ride
You're always on-site, but that's why it's a slow ride
homie ni doujinai haraise de toiki da
Homie's nothin' to me! For stress, it's a long sigh
gachi sugite girigiri tomosureba
You're trying too hard, it's a close call
piroshiki motoi dewa auchi nakayoshi
Pirozhki rather! Then? Ouch, friends!
koborusuki mizoochi
Kowalski to the pit of your stomach!
forishi!
Holy shit!
Kill Me Baby!
asobou yo wasa wasa
Let's play! ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
damatte naamin
Quiet, Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
doushitemo camo camo
Please! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
urusai don!
Shut up! Bang!
itsumo all right dakedo so tight
We're always all right, but that's why we're so tight
kougina best friend nagashime de dotsukuna!
We're best friends, so don't punch me while staring like that!
Kill Me Baby!
kondo ha wasa wasa
Now then ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nanda yo naamin
What now, Naamin?
Kill Me Baby!
mada mada camo camo
Still going! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
don!
Boom!
Summer.
Summer!
Summer
Kill Me
Baby
So hot...
Well, it's summer.
I bought a popsicle!
Gorigori-san
Brown Sugar Soy-Bean Flavor
Wait, this kind doesn't have instant prizes.
You can have it.
Eh? Why?
It'd be a waste!
I'm buying another one!
Isn't it more of a waste to buy another?
If I win, I get a free one!
Eh? It won't come out...
I didn't see it.
I didn't see if I won or not.
There was nothing written on it.
Why do you crush my dreams?!
Now it's no fun...
Winner
I won...
H-How??
I thought that kind didn't have any prizes!
Looks like they just started recently.
I'm buying another one!
Hey, wait.
Sonya-chan, are you...
Go turn this in for me while you're at it.
Damn it!
Damn it! Damn it!
I bought a bunch!
You bought way too many...
I have to win at least once!
Won't you get sick of them?
No worries! I bought a bunch of different ones!
Soy-Bean Wafer Ice Cream
Vanilla Ice Cream
Soy-Bean Wafer Ice Cream
Vanilla Ice Cream
Soy-Bean Wafer Ice Cream
Vanilla Ice Cream
Do all of those have prizes?
Soy-Bean Wafer Ice Cream
Vanilla Ice Cream
Soy-Bean Wafer Ice Cream
Vanilla Ice Cream
Soy-Bean Wafer Ice Cream
Vanilla Ice Cream
Idiot.
Damn it! Damn it!
I've never tried that flavor. Give me a bite.
Sure...
Yes! That one's a loser!
Try again
Eat the rest!
Geez....
That one was expensive! Eat this instead!
That's a prize type. You sure?
And...
I won.
I'm full at this point so I was going to give that one to you...
I'm sorry!
What have I done?!
I'll win and give it back to you!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
Agiri-san...
Is this some kind of punishment game?
Wow, that's a lot of ice cream.
I'm trying to win a free one.
Ah, that one's a winner.
I had one last time and it was delicious.
Oh, that kind of "winner"...
Can you tell which one has a prize with ninja techniques?
Well...
It doesn't work very often, but I'll give it a try.
First I eat one.
Ah, sorry.
It didn't work.
You just tried your luck!?
Can't you figure it out before eating it?
Well I can tell you if any particular one is a winner or not.
This one's a loser.
So cruel...
If you want, I can use a ninja technique that turns a loser into a winner with just one—
Don't write on it!!
That's enough, you can just have the rest.
I'll happily take them off your hands.
Oh, that last one's a winner.
Winner
Woah, it really is!!
Winner
I got my free one!
So good!
You're going to make yourself sick, eating so many.
I never get sick of cold things!
So your stomach's an idiot too.
What? It's good, you know?
Raaaaaawr!
Another day
Another day.
It's so hot...
Sonya-chan, aren't you hot?
I am, but there's no point whining about it.
This is just the thing for the heat!
Don't play along with her!
Okay, enough with the fans.
Let's think up a more refreshing way to cool down.
Like wind chimes!
Eh? They're not moving...
Because there's no wind.
Refreshing! Refreshing!
And now you're back to fanning.
Let's raise up a green curtain to make this scenery more refreshing!
What the heck?
We can plant bitter melon vines or morning glories to block the sunlight!
And it's good for the environment, so two birds with one stone!
It's weird to hear you make a sensible suggestion...
With that said, I brought one!
Bitter melon!
Bitter melon
Bitter
melon
Patiently.
Summer's going to end.
Summer's obviously hot.
There's no need to go out of the way to try make it cooler.
You're the one who was complaining it's hot.
We should be doing summer-like activities instead like watermelon breaking.
In fact, it's our duty to do that!
The sea is calling...
Even so, we didn't have to go out of our way to come here.
Let's get right to the watermelon breaking!
I'll start off!
After all, whoever's guiding always gets hit on the head!
Alright!
Let's go!
Hey. Why are you facing this way?
Alright, tell me where!
Uh, right.
Back a little.
Left.
Up.
Do it properly!
If you can tell I'm joking, just don't do it.
Next, Sonya-chan!
Whatever.
I'll do it in one shot.
Left!
I can't trust Yasuna.
Right!
I'll go based on my memory.
There!
What the heck are you doing?!
I want to break it too!
So what do you want me to do?
We'll both try to do it!
Whoever breaks it first wins!
Uh, isn't this kind of dangerous?
What am I doing?
This is dumb.
Gotcha!
Geez!
That's unfair! How come you're eating?!
I broke it.
I broke it before you.
I see... you got to it before me.
Too bad.
It's gotten dark.
Yeah.
I'm hungry.
Yeah.
Oh right, I brought snacks!
I think I put them somewhere here...
Ah, here!
But it's actually a test of courage!
Summer's all about the test of courage—
She fainted?
Get it together, Sonya-chan!
Stay away!
Wow, fireworks!
One day
One day.
Mornin'!
Good morning!
I'm fine, thanks!
What's wrong, Sonya-chan?
It's nothing.
But you should stay away from me today.
Oh come on, that again?
You're trying to put on a tsundere character?
Don't attribute weird motives to me!
Kill Me Baby
Someone's been after me lately.
Who?
Someone from a different organization.
Well, it's a part of being an assassin.
B-But with an innocent bystander like me nearby, you'll be fine right? Right?
I guess.
I can just use you as a shield I suppose.
So mean!
And then I'll bargain my life with your enemy and double-cross you!
How about I take care of you before that happens then?
I'm joking!
I said I'm just joking!
No, that wasn't—
I didn't think they'd come for me in the classroom!
Wait for me!
I'll be killed!
Why you...
I saved you!
Let's lure them over there!
Save me!
I'm an innocent bystander!
Give it up! That's pointless now!
There!
What's wrong?
An assassin's chasing us!
That's no good.
I'll help you out then.
We're friends, after all.
And today I brought shuriken with me!
"Today"?!
Caught you, scum!
I accidentally threw my brand new cell phone...
You there! Show yourself!
It would seem there's no point hiding anymore!
Eh?
Next one over?
This... stupid...
Got a little confused there, but I won't let you escape!
So you're the assassin?
In the flesh!
I came here to erase y—
Ah! You ninjas never have any manners and just attack!
Too easy!
Fine, I'll start with y—
I can throw things other than shuriken.
Cell Phone
Shop
Cell Phone
Shop
Before exams
Before exams.
Exams are coming up...
Oh yeah!
How about I give you a head massage that'll make you smarter?
I'm fine.
Oh come on.
I said I'm fine!
Actually, that feels kind of good.
You look so dumb!
How about I reinvent your face then?
I'm sorry! Please don't!
I'll go next.
Oh you really needn't bother...
Ow ow ow ow ow!
Stop! I'll become dumber!
Like you can be any dumber!
No, maybe this'll have a reverse effect!
No way...
I'll teach you something good, so lay off me.
It's some yoga that I learned from TV!
That crap again?
There's all sorts of good effects if you do it properly!
This pose makes you smarter!
You look dumb.
Now you try, Sonya-chan!
Hell no, that's embarrassing!
It's fine! There's others that make you stronger too!
You do this...
Then this...
Well?
You look like an idiot.
Just joking!
This will make those punches you're so fond of stronger!
Does this really work?
Definitely!
I just came up with it on the spot, after all!
See? Your punch got stronger!
This pose is for calming anger.
This pose is for calming anger
My lunch today will help me get smarter too!
I told my mom to replace the usual seaweed with fish.
Why fish?
Well, they always say how fish boosts your intelligence, right?
Time to eat up.
It's just fish-shaped seaweed lunch...
What's that?
A fish-fried sandwich.
You're eating fish too?!
It's just a coincidence.
This sucks...
I'm gonna go buy something with fish in it!
They only had taiyaki...
So why did you buy it?
Again, another day
Yet another day.
"I came to kill you."
"Meet me in the empty classroom."
Must be another one of Yasuna's pranks.
The next day
The next day.
"You'll regret it if you don't come."
Again, the next day.
Again, the next day
I'm begging you
Please come
I'm begging you. Please come.
I'm begging you
Please come
I'm begging you
Please come
I'm begging you
Please come
I'm begging you
Please come
I'm begging you
Enough with this!
What're you talking about?
Ah, I'm going to the bathroom.
It wasn't her?
"I'm aiming a gun at you right now."
"If you don't want me to shoot, do a weird dance."
So that note in my shoe locker was you?!
I don't know anything about your shoe box!
Was there something there?
Lunchtime
Lunchtime.
Lunchtime
I might as well check.
You little...
So this was all your doing after all!
Let go!
In order to get rid of you, I needed to disguise myself and get you to come here.
I'm the fake Yasuna!
W-Wait!
I'm the real one! I'm the real one!
Ninja Association
So can you prove you're the fake?
That's just a disguise, isn't it?
Take it off.
Wh-What was that?
You think an assassin would show their true identity?
No idiot would do that!
So what, I'm an idiot?
Jeez, you're such a pain!
I just need to accomplish my mission!
Take this! Killer fist!
Are you done?
Don't tell me you're seriously an assassin?
I said that earlier!
But if you're going to announce that you're an assassin,
why did you have to disguise yourself as Yasuna?
Your stupidity is exactly like hers too...
Gotcha!
Dang. I missed.
Don't tell me you're...
Yes, I'm here to get rid of you too.
I didn't think there'd be another assassin with the same idea, though.
How about we team up—
Now it's two versus one.
All right, here's the plan.
First you charge in and grab her attention...
Why do I have to take the hit?
Fine. We'll both do it.
But if we both do it...
It looks like those two don't need my help.
Can I leave?
Sonya-chan, where are you?
What's this?
Ah! The real one!
Gotcha!
Round 'n' round! Hurry!
Now you won't be able to tell who's the real one!
You stupid little...
Don't just play along with them!
They disguised themselves as you to get rid of me!
Are you turning your back on me?
Seriously?
One of you's annoying enough...
All right, then. What did you eat yesterday for lunch?
Only the real one will know.
Hey!
You're under our spell now!
I'm going to kill the real one later...
Here's our chance!
Attack in unison!
Union?
Since you don't know who the real one is,
you can't carelessly attack.
Hey, wait a sec.
I wouldn't mind attacking the real one.
Please do!
You're not serious right?!
I believe in you!
I wonder which one was real in the end...
No worries.
Yes worries!
Oh, I knew the real one could take the hit.
I bet you knew I was the real one halfway through that, right?
Nope.
Oh come on, Sonya-chan!
It's you!
Of ice, watermelon, and assassins.
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
Next time
Pick your poison of the trade secrets.
The profitable path of violence.
Finding fault in insect catching and inch worms.
The waves dance at the mercy of the waves.
During the days of our youth in the forest,
Hands of the puppet master have the scent of death.
In the middle of a purgatory flame,
The requiem's melody is sung.
Next time, on Kill Me Baby.
Kill number five.
Of Selfless Festivals, the Sea, and Puppets
Of selfless festivals, the sea, and puppets
Now, what will you do, Oribe Yasuna?